bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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