She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
