Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Randomize