He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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