Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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