What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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