I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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