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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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