theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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