You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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