I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.