I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.