It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking