i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
The fabulous human disaster: it is him