My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
No stitches, just platelets and will power
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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