We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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