i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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