It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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