I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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