I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.