you suck at this game today
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.