Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
cat food counts as protein by the way
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I need a burrito and a hug.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.