Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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