I wanna bring you to show and tell
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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