Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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