i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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