that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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