She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Little spoons don't ask big questions
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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