i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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