Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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