no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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