your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
