we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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