I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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