My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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