i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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