Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
