I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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