HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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