oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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