Swine flu. Run for my life!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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