ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.