She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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