I'm going to jail i love you
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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