he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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