everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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