Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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