so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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