i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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