girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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