why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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