it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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