It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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