My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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