Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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