is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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